About Chris

Chris has been drawing and building and creatively destroying things for as long as anyone can remember.

After variously thinking he would grow up to be a firefighter, astronaut, chemist, engineer, photographer, chimney sweep, and second assistant bookkeeper, he accidentally studied sculpture at both the University of Alabama in Huntsville and Lyme Academy of Fine Arts. Chris currently puts food on the table by pretending to move symbols around for the largest and baby-eatingest CENSORED in North America.

Leaving a trail of destruction, broken hearts, and broken leases in his wake, Chris has lived, worked, and chopped wood in all four corners of the United States. He teaches CPR and firearms safety and thinks that tutoring elementary school kids in math sounds like lots of fun. He will drink all of your beer when you aren't looking, and will talk for hours about Firefly and hot beverages.

The only thing keeping him honest is a 60 pound shepherd mix named Bear. Chris named his Thursday-night figure drawing group Canis Major in recognition of this valuable service.

If this hasn't convinced you to befriend / model for / hire Chris, you must be a very, very, very bad person.